If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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