lets start a swedish sibling band together
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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