she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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