that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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