There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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