I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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