The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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