He uses pillows to masturbate.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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