you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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