Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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