Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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