I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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