so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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