"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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