D3 body, D1 cock
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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