Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish i was in the wii world.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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