I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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