Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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