What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i came on her dog
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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