Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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