well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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