I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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