this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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