This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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