So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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