Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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