If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
