We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
