I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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