My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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