Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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