We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
No subtext here. People are naked.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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