Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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