It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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