David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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