forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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