You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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