so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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