I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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