Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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