with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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