hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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