White coat. Heels.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
