I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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