He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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