Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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