She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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