Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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