The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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