Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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