i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
